It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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