Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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