I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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