yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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