She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize