Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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