Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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