Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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