CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
i out mim tonsoeep
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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