At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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