If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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