Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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