I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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