They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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