Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
