benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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