We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
last night I used snow as a chaser
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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