Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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