it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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