that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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