I hate all girls vehemently.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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