Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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