After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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