brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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