cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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