were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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