Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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