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(404): View more from Georgia

i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me

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(847): View more from Illinois

everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.

(224): View more from Illinois

it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.

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(845): View more from New York

it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we

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(302): View more from Delaware

Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS

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