Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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