office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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