People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Still dying that you shit outside
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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