He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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