Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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