didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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