sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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