I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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