HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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