She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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