i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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