Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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