I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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