I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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