i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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