Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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