Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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