Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
