Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
