TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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