i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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