Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
cat food counts as protein by the way
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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