I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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