it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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