she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize